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When a Writer Isn’t by Mindy Mymudes

*Walks to stage. Basset hound ambling behind. * Me: “George, get out of here. You have your own blog site.” George: *Snort* *Releases a silent but deadly bomb. * Me: *Waves stench away from nose. * “Geez, if you have to fart, please go away.” *Turns to audience, red-faced. *  *Finger waggles to crowd of …